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Largest Populations: 786th Highest Economic Output: 1,747th Largest Mining Sector: 2,412th
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Evil Billy Goats

Population33.097 billion

LeaderChairman ZOD

AnimalEvil Goat

The Fascist OilState of Evil Billy Goats is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman ZOD with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.097 billion Evil Billy Goatsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OIL HELL TOWN. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The thriving Evil Billy Goatsian economy, worth a remarkable 4,449 trillion Oils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 134,436 Oils, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 438,723 per year while the poor average 30,989, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

Countless government officials are accused of espionage, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, and locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Evil Billy Goats's national animal is the Evil Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Oil.

Evil Billy Goats is ranked 146,707th in the world and 37th in One big Island for Fattest Citizens, with 7.41 Obesity Rate.

Largest Populations: 786thTop
Highest Economic Output: 1,747thLargest Mining Sector: 2,412thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,862ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,144thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,358thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,375thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,349thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,400thMost Avoided: 5,997thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,273rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,198thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,510thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,151stLargest Black Market: 11,671stLargest Insurance Industry: 12,014thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,764thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,928thLargest Retail Industry: 13,426thMost Armed: 15,329thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,693rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,654th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the region

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