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Most Primitive: 624thMost Ignorant Citizens: 921stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,037th
The Free Democratic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obliviscatur eius
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Everywhere Else

Population4.63 billion

CapitalSloppington
Leaderthe greatest leader of All Time
Faithwhatever the greatest leader thinks

Currencyunspeakable act
Animalmicrobe

The Free Democratic Republic of Everywhere Else is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the greatest leader of All Time with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.63 billion entities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloppington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.

The frighteningly efficient economy, worth 748 trillion unspeakable acts a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,725 unspeakable acts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,077,633 per year while the poor average 9,226, a ratio of 116 to 1.

A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Everywhere Else's national animal is the microbe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever the greatest leader thinks.

Everywhere Else is ranked 343,087th in the world and 3,945th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.

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Most Primitive: 624thMost Ignorant Citizens: 921stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,037thFattest Citizens: 1,203rdMost Avoided: 1,763rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,206thMost Armed: 2,664thMost Devout: 2,882ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,032ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,785thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,920thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,562ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,953rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,928thNudest: 7,687thLargest Retail Industry: 8,238thMost Conservative: 8,308thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,400thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,902ndLargest Black Market: 11,037thTop
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Most Patriotic: 20,095thHighest Average Incomes: 20,662ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,519thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,630thMost Efficient Economies: 30,726thHighest Crime Rates: 31,227th
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Most Primitive: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Avoided: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 52nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionNudest: 61st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 83rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 96th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 99th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionMost Patriotic: 129th in the regionMost Conservative: 133rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 200th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 214th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 257th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 274th in the regionRudest Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 323rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 379th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Everywhere Else, The greatest leader of All Time shot first.

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