Population | 4.63 billion |
Capital | Sloppington |
Leader | the greatest leader of All Time |
Faith | whatever the greatest leader thinks |
Currency | unspeakable act |
Animal | microbe |
The Free Democratic Republic of Everywhere Else is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by the greatest leader of All Time with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.63 billion entities are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloppington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.6%.
The frighteningly efficient economy, worth 748 trillion unspeakable acts a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 161,725 unspeakable acts, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,077,633 per year while the poor average 9,226, a ratio of 116 to 1.
A typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Everywhere Else's national animal is the microbe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever the greatest leader thinks.
Everywhere Else is ranked 343,087th in the world and 3,945th in the West Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.18 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
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Everywhere Else, it's not only teenagers who mess around with fake IDs.
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Everywhere Else, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts.
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Everywhere Else, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
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Everywhere Else, a typical peasant's life cycle leads from birth to the gallows.
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Everywhere Else, the unofficial motto of the nation's intelligence agency is "in Bont we trust".
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Everywhere Else, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
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Everywhere Else, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
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Everywhere Else, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
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Everywhere Else, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
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Everywhere Else, The greatest leader of All Time shot first.