The Nomadic Peoples of Every Chicken In This Room is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 16.809 billion Every Chicken In This Roomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 54.0%.

The all-consuming Every Chicken In This Roomian economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion $$s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,818 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, new laws have paved the way for female politicians, and owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Every Chicken In This Room's national animal is the Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Every Chicken In This Room is ranked 42,514^th in the world and 1^st in The Fascist Order for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.67 law-abiding acts per hour.