The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Xavier Archila with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.456 billion Evertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinopolis. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,418 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,280 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown. Evertopia's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Evertopia is ranked 31,476^th in the world and 231^st in 10000 Islands for Rudest Citizens, with 84.7 Insults Per Minute.