The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Xavier Archila with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.642 billion Evertopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhinopolis. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Evertopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,156 trillion woolongs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 223,654 woolongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime is totally unknown. Evertopia's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Evertopia is ranked 1,077^th in the world and 26^th in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.83 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.