The United Socialist States of Evergreen Keys is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 247 million Evergreen Keysians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Evergreen Keysian economy, worth 16.8 trillion keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 68,022 keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Major internet servers have acquired citizenship, bike rage is all the rage, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia, and the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evergreen Keys's national animal is the griffon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Evergreen Keys, the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Evergreen Keys, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
- : Evergreen Keys was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Evergreen Keys, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Evergreen Keys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Evergreen Keys, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
- : Following new legislation in Evergreen Keys, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags.
- : Evergreen Keys endorsed The République of Continental Social Democrats.
- : Evergreen Keys was endorsed by The République of Continental Social Democrats.
- : Following new legislation in Evergreen Keys, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.
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