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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 338th Largest Black Market: 825th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,796th
The Corrupt Communismo of
Iron Fist Consumerists
A single death is a tragedy; a million a statistic.
The Serene Comrade Generalissimo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Ever Victorious Iron Willed Commanders

Population8.215 billion

CapitalCity of the Serene Comrade Generalissimo
LeaderThe Serene Comrade Generalissimo

Currencypropaganda poster
Animalescaped prisoner

The Corrupt Communismo of Ever Victorious Iron Willed Commanders is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Serene Comrade Generalissimo with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.215 billion oppressed citizens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of the Serene Comrade Generalissimo. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The thriving oppressed economy, worth a remarkable 1,317 trillion propaganda posters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,337 propaganda posters, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ever Victorious Iron Willed Commanders's national animal is the escaped prisoner, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is JUCHE.

Ever Victorious Iron Willed Commanders is ranked 48,843rd in the world and 1,728th in Lazarus for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,594.41 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 338thLargest Black Market: 825thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,796thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,136thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,829thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,274thMost Devout: 3,434thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,346thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,943rdMost Conservative: 6,668thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,613thLargest Governments: 7,819thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,271stHighest Economic Output: 10,061stHighest Average Incomes: 10,824thBest Weather: 11,276thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,846thLowest Crime Rates: 12,630thHealthiest Citizens: 14,783rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,594thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,544th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 104th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Conservative: 166th in the regionMost Devout: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 178th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 252nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 259th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 330th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 341st in the regionLargest Governments: 417th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 439th in the regionMost Extreme: 509th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 516th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 547th in the region

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