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Most Ignorant Citizens: 92ndMost Devout: 185thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 281st
The Empire of
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All is one. All is strife. The worthy rise.
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ever dark

Population12.247 billion

CurrencyNight
AnimalHuman

The Empire of Ever dark is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.247 billion Drows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ever darkish economy, worth a remarkable 3,652 trillion Nights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 298,198 Nights, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,168,914 per year while the poor average 51,760, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.

Tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and Ever dark is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ever dark's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ever dark is ranked 695th in the world and 23rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 36,018.62 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 92ndMost Devout: 185thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 281stMost Primitive: 310thFattest Citizens: 310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 330thMost Avoided: 351stMost Corrupt Governments: 403rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 577thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 616thHighest Crime Rates: 686thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 695thLargest Black Market: 1,184thMost Armed: 1,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,276thLargest Retail Industry: 1,440thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,909thLargest Mining Sector: 2,750thHighest Average Incomes: 3,051stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,212thMost Efficient Economies: 3,387thMost Patriotic: 3,904thNudest: 3,965thRudest Citizens: 4,719thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,172ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,530thHighest Economic Output: 5,857thLargest Governments: 6,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,720thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,831stTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,470thMost Authoritarian: 21,829thMost Conservative: 24,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,283rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 38th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 55th in the regionMost Patriotic: 64th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionNudest: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionRudest Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 145th in the regionLargest Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 185th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 255th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 268th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 271st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 288th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 477th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 498th in the regionMost Conservative: 591st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 596th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, Ever dark is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Ever dark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, Ever darkish watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, naval patrols only last nine months.
  • : Following new legislation in Ever dark, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.

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