Population | 12.247 billion |
Currency | Night |
Animal | Human |
The Empire of Ever dark is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, feral children, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.247 billion Drows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 88.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Ever darkish economy, worth a remarkable 3,652 trillion Nights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 298,198 Nights, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,168,914 per year while the poor average 51,760, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.
Tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, and Ever dark is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Ever dark's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ever dark is ranked 695th in the world and 23rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 36,018.62 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, Ever dark is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
- : Ever dark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, government policies change at the drop of a rabbit.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, tweenage nobles order army regiments to do their homework for them.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, Ever darkish watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, naval patrols only last nine months.
- : Following new legislation in Ever dark, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.