The Matriarchy of Evelyn Hugo is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Evelyn Hugo I with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.043 billion Hugosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seven Husbands City. The average income tax rate is 57.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evelyn Hugoan economy, worth 132 trillion Sevens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,835 Sevens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet rocks are sold by the pound, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and sports club owners are having a moneyball. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Evelyn Hugo's national animal is the Hyena, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evelyn Hugo is ranked 208,592^nd in the world and 7,511^th in The North Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 43.33 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.