by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,069th
The Independent States of
Left-Leaning College State
Divided We Fall
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.459 billion



The Independent States of Evacasia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Non-Applicable with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.459 billion Non-Applicables enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Non-Applicable. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evacasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Non-Applicables a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 220,714 Non-Applicables, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Non-Applicable is one of the most popular forenames in Evacasia, the rainbow assortment of chemicals in the water has turned the frogs gay, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, and voting is voluntary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evacasia's national animal is the Non-Applicable, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Evacasia is ranked 220,038th in the world and 132nd in The Hole To Hide In for Most Primitive, scoring -417.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,757thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,069thRudest Citizens: 2,143rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,697thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,783rdMost Armed: 2,945thLargest Mining Sector: 3,367thLargest Black Market: 3,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,223rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,484thMost Secular: 4,679thMost Influential: 4,765thLowest Crime Rates: 4,899thHighest Average Incomes: 5,127thNudest: 6,624thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,480thMost Avoided: 8,335thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,737thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,938thMost Developed: 9,456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,596thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,777thSmartest Citizens: 9,857thLargest Governments: 10,723rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,064thMost Efficient Economies: 12,401stHighest Economic Output: 12,803rdHighest Drug Use: 15,692ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,443rdLongest Average Lifespans: 16,690thLargest Retail Industry: 18,292ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,338thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,619thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,800thMost Stationary: 19,021stHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,774th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the region

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