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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,175th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,038th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,207th
The Blood-Red Matriarchy of
Authoritarian Democracy
Be who I want you to be.
Lady Corsicalia
Influence
Apprentice
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Euthantasia

Population7.804 billion

CapitalGaelica
LeaderLady Corsicalia
FaithCashewism

CurrencyGaelic Bread
AnimalCillian

The Blood-Red Matriarchy of Euthantasia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Corsicalia with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.804 billion Eutheenians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaelica. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eutheenian economy, worth 939 trillion Gaelic Breads a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,373 Gaelic Breads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Lady Corsicalia", the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Eutheenians into bankruptcy, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euthantasia's national animal is the Cillian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cashewism.

Euthantasia is ranked 168,142nd in the world and 27th in Imperium of the Wolf for Fattest Citizens, with 4.05 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,175thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,207thHealthiest Citizens: 4,163rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,177thNudest: 4,180thLowest Crime Rates: 4,453rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,585thBest Weather: 4,755thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,903rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,001stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,703rdLargest Governments: 5,956thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,888thMost Cultured: 8,462ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,860thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,009thMost Inclusive: 11,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,443rdSmartest Citizens: 11,553rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,351stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,134thMost Efficient Economies: 14,248thHighest Economic Output: 15,152nd
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, the fines for getting caught with the wrong recipe book can force Eutheenians into bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Lady Corsicalia".
  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, the nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory.
  • : Euthantasia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Euthantasia, workers have seized control of the economy.
  • : Euthantasia was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".

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