by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,679th
The Federal Republic of
Father Knows Best State
By The People For The People
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Eustatius vrijstaat

Population263 million

AnimalPedersens Boar

The Federal Republic of Eustatius vrijstaat is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 263 million Eustatius vrijstaatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eustatius vrijstaatian economy, worth 16.1 trillion Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,153 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Eustatius vrijstaatian selfishness, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eustatius vrijstaat's national animal is the Pedersens Boar, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eustatius vrijstaat is ranked 109,224th in the world and 124th in Refugia for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,107.32 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,165thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,679thMost Inclusive: 22,531stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,659thMost Influential: 23,987th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 32nd in the region

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