The State of Euryphaessa is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning deer population. The hard-working population of 17.78 billion Euryphaessans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 18.8%.

The Euryphaessan economy, worth 733 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 41,281 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Euryphaessa has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Euryphaessa in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euryphaessa's national animal is the deer.

Euryphaessa is ranked 234,096^th in the world and 2^nd in Crimea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.53 law-abiding acts per hour.