The Luktelk of Eurovision Song Contest is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Veronika with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.8 billion Televoters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ramonda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurovision economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion La Noias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 226,049 La Noias, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, and census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eurovision Song Contest's national animal is the Ulveham, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is We Will Rave.

Eurovision Song Contest is ranked 292,611^th in the world and 11^th in Nesapo for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.32 law-abiding acts per hour.