by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 706thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,165thMost Politically Free: 1,350th
The Unconstitutional Monarchy of
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Population538 million

CapitalSan Macinto


The Unconstitutional Monarchy of EuroStralia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 538 million EuroStralians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Macinto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong EuroStralian economy, worth 24.4 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,306 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,852 per year while the poor average 4,192, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. EuroStralia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

EuroStralia is ranked 53,502nd in the world and 1,260th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 248,853 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 706thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,165thMost Politically Free: 1,350thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,794thFattest Citizens: 7,224thRudest Citizens: 7,280thMost Avoided: 8,359thNudest: 12,805thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,993rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,876thTop
Most Armed: 19,827thMost Extreme: 21,810thMost Pro-Market: 25,356thHighest Crime Rates: 26,375thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 28,260thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,491st
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 28th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 172nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 183rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 222nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost Avoided: 257th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 268th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 281st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 366th in the regionNudest: 379th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 432nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 530th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 682nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 753rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 938th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 946th in the region

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