The Unconstitutional Monarchy of EuroStralia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 521 million EuroStralians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Macinto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong EuroStralian economy, worth 23.6 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,306 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,852 per year while the poor average 4,192, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. EuroStralia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

EuroStralia is ranked 8,404^th in the world and 261^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 162.71 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.