by Max Barry

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Highest Drug Use: 703rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,163rdMost Politically Free: 1,350th
The Unconstitutional Monarchy of
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Population521 million

CapitalSan Macinto


The Unconstitutional Monarchy of EuroStralia is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 521 million EuroStralians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Macinto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong EuroStralian economy, worth 23.6 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,306 Euros, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 248,852 per year while the poor average 4,192, a ratio of 59.4 to 1.

The government tells its citizens to 'forgive and forget', convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. EuroStralia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

EuroStralia is ranked 8,404th in the world and 261st in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 162.71 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Highest Drug Use: 703rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,163rdMost Politically Free: 1,350thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,805thFattest Citizens: 7,253rdRudest Citizens: 7,279thMost Avoided: 8,404thNudest: 12,781stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,000thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,854thTop
Most Armed: 19,846thMost Extreme: 21,842ndMost Pro-Market: 25,432ndHighest Crime Rates: 26,416thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,726thMost Rebellious Youth: 28,358thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,577th
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 171st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 185th in the regionRudest Citizens: 225th in the regionFattest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Avoided: 261st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 278th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 294th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 382nd in the regionNudest: 387th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 437th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 523rd in the regionTop
Most Armed: 678th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 761st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 930th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 954th in the region

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