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Most Efficient Economies: 5th Largest Populations: 878th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,996th
The Shattered Halls of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I didn't come to play. I came to slay.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population31.351 billion

LeaderScarlet Envy

Animalice bear

The Shattered Halls of Euroslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Scarlet Envy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 31.351 billion Euroslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euroslavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion sequins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,433 sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euroslavia's national animal is the ice bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euroslavia is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in Gay for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 5thLargest Populations: 878thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,996thHighest Economic Output: 2,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,292ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,729thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,638thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,399thSafest: 4,676thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,961stLargest Governments: 6,032ndMost Devout: 6,209thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,252ndBest Weather: 6,285thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,551stNicest Citizens: 6,932ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,034thHealthiest Citizens: 8,085thTop
Most Developed: 8,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,192ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,183rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,919thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,316thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,618thMost Stationary: 12,684thMost Pacifist: 16,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,408th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euroslavia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Pacifist.
  • : Euroslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Euroslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Euroslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Euroslavia changed its national leader to "Scarlet Envy".
  • : Euroslavia altered its national flag.
  • : Euroslavia lodged a message on the Gay Regional Message Board.
  • : The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality dismissed Euroslavia as Justice of the Supreme Court of Gay.
  • : Euroslavia's influence in Gay rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Euroslavia altered its national flag.


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