The Shattered Halls of Euroslavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Scarlet Envy with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 32.288 billion Euroslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euroslavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,666 trillion sequins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,571 sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euroslavia's national animal is the ice bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euroslavia is ranked 6^th in the world and 1^st in Gay for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.