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Most Efficient Economies: 5th Largest Populations: 866th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,958th
The Shattered Halls of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
I didn't come to play. I came to slay.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population32.461 billion

LeaderScarlet Envy

Animalice bear

The Shattered Halls of Euroslavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Scarlet Envy with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 32.461 billion Euroslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euroslavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,686 trillion sequins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,571 sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euroslavia's national animal is the ice bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euroslavia is ranked 24,335th in the world and 99th in Gay for Smartest Citizens, with 53.94 Quips Per Hour.

Most Efficient Economies: 5thLargest Populations: 866thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 1,958thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,976thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,290thHighest Economic Output: 2,331stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,742ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,231stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,349thSafest: 4,560thLargest Governments: 6,013thBest Weather: 6,081stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,273rdMost Devout: 6,460thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,489thNicest Citizens: 6,815thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,942ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,948thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,595thTop
Most Developed: 8,933rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,252ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,038thMost Stationary: 10,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,432ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,967thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,964thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,427thMost Pacifist: 15,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,048th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Average: 20th in the region

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