The Shattered Halls of Euroslavia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Scarlet Envy with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 31.351 billion Euroslavians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euroslavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,556 trillion sequins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 113,433 sequins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euroslavia's national animal is the ice bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euroslavia is ranked 5^th in the world and 1^st in Gay for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.