The Republic of Europeian WA Headquarters is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The President with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 15.062 billion Europeians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhelm. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Europeian economy, worth 525 trillion resolutions a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,917 resolutions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, and kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeian WA Headquarters's national animal is the page and its national religion is Nethelism.

Europeian WA Headquarters is ranked 87,072^nd in the world and 438^th in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 894.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.