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Highest Drug Use: 1,587th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,730th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,308th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population10.107 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.107 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 172,001 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 39,666th in the world and 191st in Europeia for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 74.81 Workforce Participation Rate.

Highest Drug Use: 1,587thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,730thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,308thMost Efficient Economies: 3,878thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,255thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,255thMost Politically Free: 4,730thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,135thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,479thMost Stationary: 5,995thMost Cultured: 6,242ndNudest: 6,346thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,514thHighest Economic Output: 6,853rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,999thSmartest Citizens: 7,633rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,922ndFattest Citizens: 8,075thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,772ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,426thMost Developed: 10,309thMost Extreme: 10,575thMost Influential: 11,112thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,452ndRudest Citizens: 13,570thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,276thMost Armed: 16,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,300thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,213th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 21st in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 45th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 59th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 73rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Black Market: 76th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 93rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 94th in the regionMost Cultured: 96th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the region

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