by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Highest Drug Use: 1,528th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,812th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,404th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Europeia Dispatch Office

Population8.668 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.668 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 171,723 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, builders across Europeia Dispatch Office are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 16,462nd in the world and 205th in Europeia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 18,680.18 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,528thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,404thMost Politically Free: 3,737thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,750thMost Efficient Economies: 4,142ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,658thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,828thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,696thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,258thMost Cultured: 6,455thNudest: 6,592ndMost Stationary: 6,697thSmartest Citizens: 7,464thHighest Economic Output: 7,534thFattest Citizens: 7,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,920thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,945thTop
Most Extreme: 8,517thHighest Average Incomes: 8,644thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,791stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,696thMost Developed: 10,143rdMost Influential: 11,707thRudest Citizens: 12,185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,454thLargest Black Market: 13,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,777thMost Armed: 15,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,462ndLargest Insurance Industry: 16,503rd
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionMost Stationary: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionNudest: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 49th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 56th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 90th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts