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Highest Drug Use: 1,362ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,718th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population17.271 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, flagrant waste-dumping, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.271 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,993 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 12,590th in the world and 57th in Europeia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 375,262 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Drug Use: 1,362ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,718thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,818thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,156thMost Stationary: 4,358thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,551stMost Rebellious Youth: 4,641stMost Efficient Economies: 5,230thHighest Economic Output: 5,683rdMost Cultured: 6,497thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,351stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,900thSmartest Citizens: 8,751stNudest: 9,717thMost Influential: 9,748thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,655thHighest Average Incomes: 10,668thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,590thHighest Food Quality: 12,601stFattest Citizens: 13,149thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,167thMost Developed: 15,249thLargest Populations: 15,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,823rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,110thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,760thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,207thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,472ndMost Politically Free: 21,662ndMost Inclusive: 24,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,533rdLargest Insurance Industry: 26,670thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,675thLargest Governments: 27,320th
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionNudest: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 46th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 51st in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 60th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionRudest Citizens: 79th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 91st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 105th in the region

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