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Highest Drug Use: 1,504th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,767th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,352nd
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population9.028 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.028 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,550 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 171,723 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, builders across Europeia Dispatch Office are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 38,949th in the world and 362nd in Europeia for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,384.4 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 1,504thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,767thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,352ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,691stMost Politically Free: 3,721stMost Efficient Economies: 4,054thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,372ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,757thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,412thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,864thNudest: 6,067thMost Cultured: 6,559thMost Stationary: 6,563rdFattest Citizens: 7,189thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,291stHighest Economic Output: 7,302ndSmartest Citizens: 7,451stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,501stTop
Most Extreme: 7,696thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,149thHighest Average Incomes: 8,597thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,720thMost Developed: 9,959thMost Influential: 11,344thRudest Citizens: 11,763rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,844thLargest Black Market: 13,066thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,184thMost Armed: 13,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,511thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,854th
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionMost Stationary: 24th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 36th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 47th in the regionMost Armed: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 48th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionRudest Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 87th in the region

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