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Highest Drug Use: 1,666thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,097thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,549th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population15.246 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.246 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,642 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 17,641st in the world and 159th in Europeia for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 18,321.16 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,666thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,097thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,597thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,275thMost Efficient Economies: 4,621stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,664thMost Stationary: 4,736thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,824thHighest Economic Output: 5,981stMost Cultured: 6,332ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,368thSmartest Citizens: 8,518thNudest: 9,426thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,605thMost Influential: 9,987thHighest Average Incomes: 10,135thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,271stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,794thFattest Citizens: 12,032ndHighest Food Quality: 12,478thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,698thMost Politically Free: 14,449thMost Developed: 14,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,378thLargest Populations: 16,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 16,915thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,626thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,243rdMost Extreme: 21,246thMost Inclusive: 22,490thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,696th
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionNudest: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 35th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 55th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 58th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the region

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