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Highest Drug Use: 1,520th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,692nd Largest Publishing Industry: 2,348th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population9.701 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.701 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 171,723 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, builders across Europeia Dispatch Office are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 58,428th in the world and 171st in Europeia for Highest Crime Rates, with 8.11 Crimes Per Hour.

Highest Drug Use: 1,520thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,692ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,348thMost Efficient Economies: 3,932ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,280thMost Politically Free: 4,339thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4,342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 4,762ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,213thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,603rdMost Stationary: 6,190thNudest: 6,222ndMost Cultured: 6,429thHighest Economic Output: 6,998thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,201stFattest Citizens: 7,234thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,370thSmartest Citizens: 7,600thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,436thHighest Average Incomes: 8,770thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,230thMost Extreme: 9,280thMost Developed: 10,352ndMost Influential: 11,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,390thRudest Citizens: 12,884thLargest Black Market: 13,087thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,872ndMost Advanced Public Education: 14,847thMost Armed: 15,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,090thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,283rd
Highest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 37th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 49th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 62nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 70th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 72nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 75th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 87th in the region

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