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Highest Drug Use: 1,549th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,768th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,316th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population9.368 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.368 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 1,608 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 171,723 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, builders across Europeia Dispatch Office are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 3,952nd in the world and 53rd in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Highest Drug Use: 1,549thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,316thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,942ndMost Politically Free: 3,946thMost Efficient Economies: 3,952ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,364thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,828thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,359thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,739thNudest: 6,387thMost Stationary: 6,463rdMost Cultured: 6,506thHighest Economic Output: 7,129thFattest Citizens: 7,306thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,365thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,412thSmartest Citizens: 7,479thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,529thHighest Average Incomes: 8,697thMost Extreme: 8,762ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,141stMost Developed: 10,308thMost Influential: 11,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,233rdRudest Citizens: 12,368thLargest Black Market: 13,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,654thMost Armed: 14,600thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,819thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,393rdLargest Insurance Industry: 15,692ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,038th
Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionMost Armed: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 66th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 71st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 73rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 87th in the region

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