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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,091stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,265th
The Panda's Federal Republic of
Knowledge is Power
Communications Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Europeia Dispatch Office

Population19.45 billion

CapitalRaging Coolidgetopia
Leadera Panda that wandered into the Capitol


The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.45 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,371 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,327 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 4,738th in the world and 23rd in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 115,262.66 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,091stTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,265thMost Stationary: 4,033rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,533rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,738thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,785thHighest Drug Use: 4,856thHighest Economic Output: 5,429thMost Efficient Economies: 5,943rdMost Cultured: 6,920thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,828thSmartest Citizens: 9,060thMost Influential: 9,973rdMost Subsidized Industry: 10,052ndLargest Gambling Industry: 11,776thHighest Average Incomes: 12,324thNudest: 13,043rdHighest Food Quality: 13,671stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,615thLargest Populations: 14,740thFattest Citizens: 14,997thTop
Most Developed: 16,172ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,616thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,721stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,131stLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,191stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,526thMost Politically Free: 23,851stMost Inclusive: 26,307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,626thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 28,465thLargest Insurance Industry: 29,097thLargest Governments: 30,755th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the regionMost Politically Free: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 47th in the regionLargest Populations: 48th in the regionMost Extreme: 50th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 71st in the regionRudest Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 114th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 133rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 135th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 141st in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionLargest Black Market: 149th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the region

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