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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,833rdMost Pacifist: 10,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,998th
The MoWAA SkyGreen of
Democratic Socialists
Glory to the Emerald Emperor
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Economy
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Europeia

Population1.508 billion

CapitalArnhelm
LeaderSkyGreen
FaithCult of the Emerald Emperor

Currencyjortcoin
Animalsloth

The MoWAA SkyGreen of Europeia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by SkyGreen with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.508 billion Europeians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arnhelm. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Europeian economy, worth 73.0 trillion jortcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,399 jortcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government pours millions of jortcoins into rehabilitation programs annually, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeia's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Emerald Emperor.

Europeia is ranked 138,975th in the world and 504th in Europeia for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,167.85 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,833rdMost Pacifist: 10,400thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,998thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,417thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 19,961stNicest Citizens: 22,776thBest Weather: 23,399thMost Influential: 24,828thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,342ndSafest: 25,535thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25,994th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionMost Pacifist: 101st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Europeia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, the government pours millions of jortcoins into rehabilitation programs annually.
  • : Europeia published "Information for Voters - [GA][ABSTAIN] Preventing Marine Wildlife Collisions" (Bulletin: Campaign).
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : Following new legislation in Europeia, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.

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