by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,457thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,180thMost Influential: 3,432nd
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
In Nutella We Trust
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

European Nutella

Population638 million



The Republic of European Nutella is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 638 million Euro-Nutellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutellitania. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving European Nutellan economy, worth 54.3 trillion Nutellas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,111 Nutellas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Nutella's national animal is the Nutella-Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

European Nutella is ranked 192,370th in the world and 8,369th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.59 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,457thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,180thMost Influential: 3,432ndSafest: 7,138thMost Pacifist: 7,462ndNicest Citizens: 8,875thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,167thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,320thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,858thTop
Best Weather: 10,616thHealthiest Citizens: 10,632ndLargest Welfare Programs: 10,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 11,360thMost Inclusive: 12,021stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,800thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,808thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,143rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,261stMost Income Equality: 17,477thLowest Crime Rates: 18,382ndSmartest Citizens: 18,568thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,863rdMost Secular: 19,625thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,983rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 229th in the regionSafest: 400th in the regionMost Pacifist: 425th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 449th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 500th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 504th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 518th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 522nd in the regionBest Weather: 558th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 592nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 605th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 685th in the regionMost Inclusive: 706th in the regionMost Income Equality: 826th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 836th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 868th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 901st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 904th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 146 » Hamerica, Territorio di Nessuno, McMasterdonia, Timothea, El Fiji Grande, Sundred, Dreadton, Corfad, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Daiz, Dar es Saalam, Aoncarpa, Koda-Land, Ethnon, Valhalla123, Guer Aike, Newpromisedland, Pallaith, Sikol, Noahs Second Country, The Rhein States, Siwale, Interdimensional Zone, Westinor, Shibutani, Xagill, Zzozona, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Xentherida, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, Saperisole, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Ihese, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Praeceps, Ver Testua, The Pantheons, New Lakemba, North Bratislava, Sil Dorsett, Orado, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Serdey Islands, Pazair, Korovan Isles, Eurasian Foederatio, and 96 others.Valentine Z, The Iron Lions, Wisconsota, Frances Francis the First of France, Frostcell, The Tampa Bay Rays, 1 very fast endotarter, Termathe, Zumlandia, Seenvorland, Selfgradatude, Arimbia, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, Unshleepd, Wineclaw, BrightFutures, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Kocherian, Fendlium, Clan Spaniel, Seanat, Simone Republic, Yokciq Empire, Brucklania, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Pizza Squared, Abject Ludicrosity, Zeternia, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Maclare, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Nistriabar, Loutsland, Madjack, Ihsan, Eschatosia, Ravendi, Kragsgale, Mardessa, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Principia Mathematica, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Ultra777, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Votak Matim, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Solcius, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Eywaan, Tyirza, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Innocentic, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Glanst, Comfed, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Lulubellia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Rozarus, Maott, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, and Merconitonitopia.

View Forum posts