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European Home Office

Population5.799 billion


The Government Department of European Home Office is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.799 billion European Home Officers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The European Home Officer economy, worth 294 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 50,750 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. European Home Office's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

European Home Office is ranked 180,392nd in the world and 467th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -58.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Least Corrupt Governments: 17,911thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,051st
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 54th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 84th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 92nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 105th in the regionNudest: 106th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 124th in the region

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