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Rudest Citizens: 1,737thLargest Retail Industry: 2,513thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,081st
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European Federation Reunified

Population2.673 billion

CapitalParis
LeaderPresident Nathalie Pérreau
FaithSecularism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalBull

The United States of European Federation Reunified is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Nathalie Pérreau with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.673 billion Europeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth 581 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 217,631 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, conspiracy theorists allege Paris's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is totally unknown. European Federation Reunified's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

European Federation Reunified is ranked 227,024th in the world and 1,102nd in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 19.78 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,737thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,513thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,081stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,932ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,939thMost Inclusive: 4,011thHighest Food Quality: 4,161stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,891stMost Cultured: 5,113thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,410thHighest Average Incomes: 5,435thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,627thHealthiest Citizens: 6,408thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,994thNicest Citizens: 7,062ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,180thSmartest Citizens: 7,333rdMost Developed: 7,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,987thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,010thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,090thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,472ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,537thLargest Governments: 9,454thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,712thSafest: 10,936thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,046thLowest Crime Rates: 12,072ndMost Pacifist: 12,902ndLargest Welfare Programs: 13,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,511thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,762ndLargest Mining Sector: 22,772nd
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Rudest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 50th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionMost Inclusive: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 86th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 100th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 116th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, conspiracy theorists allege Paris's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, citizens sport solarium-kissed tans that are perfectly even except for the occasional melanoma.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, sex changes are routinely performed at European Federation Reunified's hospitals.
  • : European Federation Reunified was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.

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