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Rudest Citizens: 2,377thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,590thLargest Retail Industry: 3,810th
The United States of
Corporate Bordello
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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European Federation Reunified

Population1.733 billion

CapitalParis
LeaderPresident Nathalie Pérreau
FaithSecularism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalBull

The United States of European Federation Reunified is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Nathalie Pérreau with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.733 billion Europeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth 299 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,950 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are turning to trained Bulls for their most menial jobs, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime is totally unknown. European Federation Reunified's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

European Federation Reunified is ranked 133,820th in the world and 660th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 15.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,377thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,590thLargest Retail Industry: 3,810thMost Inclusive: 5,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,227thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,075thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,539thNicest Citizens: 7,541stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,752ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,216thHealthiest Citizens: 8,394thMost Cultured: 8,438thMost Efficient Economies: 8,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,011thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,685thHighest Average Incomes: 10,035thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,612thMost Developed: 12,864thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,195thMost Pacifist: 14,337thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,035thLargest Mining Sector: 20,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,602ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,970thLargest Governments: 21,401stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,982ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,112thSafest: 24,226th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 89th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 92nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionMost Inclusive: 113th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, companies are turning to trained Bulls for their most menial jobs.
  • : European Federation Reunified was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • : European Federation Reunified was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in European Federation Reunified, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
  • : European Federation Reunified was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "New York Times Democracy".

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