The Presidential Republic of European Federation Reunified is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Nathalie Pérreau with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.485 billion Europeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient European economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 228,506 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, European TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is totally unknown. European Federation Reunified's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

European Federation Reunified is ranked 20,557^th in the world and 296^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,721.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.