The Oligarchic Democracy of European Federal Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Andrew Wiesenfeld with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.045 billion Europeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neon-Berlin 3. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The European Federal Unionian economy, worth 155 trillion D-Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,802 D-Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, some say Andrew Wiesenfeld has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and pedants defending Andrew Wiesenfeld observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Federal Union's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Social Animesim.

European Federal Union is ranked 72,452^nd in the world and 29^th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.05 law-abiding acts per hour.