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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,399thMost Authoritarian: 10,981stMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,304th
The Oligarchic Democracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
:popcorn:
Andrew Wiesenfeld
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

European Federal Union

Population2.045 billion

CapitalNeon-Berlin 3
LeaderAndrew Wiesenfeld
FaithSocial Animesim

CurrencyD-Mark
AnimalEagle

The Oligarchic Democracy of European Federal Union is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Andrew Wiesenfeld with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.045 billion Europeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neon-Berlin 3. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.9%.

The European Federal Unionian economy, worth 155 trillion D-Marks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,802 D-Marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, some say Andrew Wiesenfeld has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, and pedants defending Andrew Wiesenfeld observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. European Federal Union's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Social Animesim.

European Federal Union is ranked 72,452nd in the world and 29th in Anime Nations Against Liberals for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.05 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,399thMost Authoritarian: 10,981stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,304thMost Conservative: 24,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,888thMost Patriotic: 27,458th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : European Federal Union changed its national nation type to "Oligarchic Democracy".
  • : European Federal Union's influence in Anime Nations Against Liberals rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in European Federal Union, pedants defending Andrew Wiesenfeld observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federal Union, some say Andrew Wiesenfeld has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federal Union, "To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis.
  • : European Federal Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federal Union, the might of the nation's military are undertaking a long march to colonisation in Brasilistan.
  • : European Federal Union published "Territorial Legion" (Factbook: Military).
  • : Following new legislation in European Federal Union, Brasilistan's industrial base is being quickly decimated.
  • : Following new legislation in European Federal Union, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.

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