The Empire of Europe and Asia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus IV with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 11.351 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julium. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,365 trillion Pesetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,408 Pesetas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,827 per year while the poor average 49,999, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Protests are illegal, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Julium make great practice for foreign snipers, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe and Asia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mos Maiorum.

Europe and Asia is ranked 11,517^th in the world and 12^th in Esamir for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,793.47 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.