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Most Efficient Economies: 609th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 958th Largest Governments: 1,128th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Senatus Populusque Raetiana.
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Emergency Dictator
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Empire of Europe and Asia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus IV with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 11.351 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julium. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,365 trillion Pesetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,408 Pesetas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,827 per year while the poor average 49,999, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Protests are illegal, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Julium make great practice for foreign snipers, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass, and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe and Asia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mos Maiorum.

Europe and Asia is ranked 11,517th in the world and 12th in Esamir for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,793.47 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 609thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 958thLargest Governments: 1,128thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,142ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,297thLowest Crime Rates: 1,354thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,721stSafest: 1,838thHealthiest Citizens: 2,137thMost Developed: 2,172ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,658thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,331stHighest Economic Output: 3,447thSmartest Citizens: 3,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,711thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,745thHighest Average Incomes: 3,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,601stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,905thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,175thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,540thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,988thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,653rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,495thMost Influential: 7,817thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,188thMost Stationary: 8,526thLargest Mining Sector: 9,096thMost Inclusive: 9,760thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,814thLargest Populations: 10,761stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,084thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,717thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,955thMost Cultured: 12,565thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,911thNicest Citizens: 13,408th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Europe and Asia lodged a message on the Esamir Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Julium make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, protests are illegal.
  • : Europe and Asia lodged a message on the Esamir Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Europe and Asia, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Duresia and Marquette of Pacific.

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