The Empire of Europe and Asia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus IV with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.988 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julium. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,028 trillion Pesetas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,167 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe and Asia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mos Maiorum.

Europe and Asia is ranked 84,615^th in the world and 9^th in Esamir for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,286.21 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.