The Empire of Europe and Asia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Augustus IV with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.425 billion Eurasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Julium. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,452 trillion Pesetas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 210,188 Pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and Europe and Asia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europe and Asia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mos Maiorum.

Europe and Asia is ranked 42,494^th in the world and 5^th in Esamir for Rudest Citizens, with 66.62 Insults Per Minute.