The Black Hundreds of Europasia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Vladimir III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, avowedly heterosexual populace, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.24 billion Eurasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Petersburg. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 271 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,151 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in United Fascist Workers Association, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europasia's national animal is the Eurasian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Europasia is ranked 298,850^th in the world and 28^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 7.67 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.