The Commonwealth of Europan Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.586 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilia. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth a remarkable 1,022 trillion Panos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,310 Panos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, large sections of Europan Union have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, Prime Minister's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europan Union's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europan Union is ranked 48,234^th in the world and 80^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,089.74 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.