The Commonwealth of Europan Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 9.853 billion Europans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilia. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion Panos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,592 Panos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Prime Minister's throne, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Europan Union flights to avoid the pay lavatories, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europan Union's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europan Union is ranked 22,843^rd in the world and 2^nd in Hive for Highest Average Incomes, with 154,592.97 Standard Monetary Units.