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Most Influential: 1,577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,544thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,433rd
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity In Compassionate Diversity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Europan Union

Population4.389 billion

LeaderPrime Minister

AnimalPink Dolphin

The Commonwealth of Europan Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.389 billion Europans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilia. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Europan economy, worth 656 trillion Panos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,500 Panos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, Aquilia has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and all you have to do is pray to get into Europan Union. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europan Union's national animal is the Pink Dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europan Union is ranked 44,108th in the world and 98th in The Free Nations Region for Most Income Equality, scoring 63.11 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Influential: 1,577thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,544thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,534thNicest Citizens: 5,716thMost Inclusive: 6,924thHighest Food Quality: 7,284thMost Cultured: 8,083rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,152ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,662ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,691stMost Developed: 8,806thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,041stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,216thMost Pacifist: 9,391stSmartest Citizens: 9,626thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,218thHealthiest Citizens: 11,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 12,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,275thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,483rdLargest Governments: 13,173rdTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,778thHighest Average Incomes: 15,312thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,361stHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,898thSafest: 16,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,386thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,548thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,771stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,233rd
Largest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 30th in the regionNicest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the region

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