by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,037th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,847th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,953rd
The United Socialist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Long live socialism and freedom!
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Population5.895 billion



The United Socialist States of Euronistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marxen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.895 billion Euronistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Euronistanian economy, worth 882 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,727 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Euronistan's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euronistan is ranked 47,740th in the world and 353rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,199.73 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,037thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,847thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,191stMost Cultured: 2,233rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,429thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,637thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,657thNicest Citizens: 2,749thMost Developed: 2,763rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,814thMost Influential: 2,858thMost Inclusive: 2,925thMost Pacifist: 2,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,021stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,041stBest Weather: 3,100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,147thHealthiest Citizens: 3,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,213thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,939thLargest Governments: 4,258thSmartest Citizens: 4,343rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,603rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,789thMost Efficient Economies: 6,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,869thTop
Most Income Equality: 8,732ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,106thHighest Average Incomes: 12,362ndMost Stationary: 13,520thSafest: 13,685thMost Secular: 14,842nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 63rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 68th in the regionMost Pacifist: 69th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 71st in the regionMost Inclusive: 73rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 75th in the region

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