by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,522nd
The Divine Right of
Corrupt Dictatorship
At the service of the nations of Europe.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population40.444 billion


The Divine Right of EuroFounder is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 40.444 billion EuroFounderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The EuroFounderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,575 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,399 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, education and welfare spending are on the rise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-euro mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EuroFounder's national animal is the eurocrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EuroFounder is ranked 258,624th in the world and 1,136th in Europe for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -11.87 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Populations: 531stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 626thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,522ndMost Stationary: 1,592ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,471stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,903rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,899thHighest Economic Output: 4,400thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,933rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,950thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,011thMost Pacifist: 5,389thLargest Governments: 5,476thSafest: 5,721stMost Influential: 7,135thNicest Citizens: 10,002ndMost Advanced Public Education: 11,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,698thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,100thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,870thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,965thLowest Crime Rates: 16,568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,316thSmartest Citizens: 20,958thMost Inclusive: 21,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,648thMost Cultured: 23,367thHighest Drug Use: 23,476th
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 48th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Pacifist: 107th in the regionSafest: 109th in the region

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