by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,431st
The Divine Right of
Corrupt Dictatorship
At the service of the nations of Europe.
Supreme Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population44.27 billion


The Divine Right of EuroFounder is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 44.27 billion EuroFounderians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The EuroFounderian economy, worth a remarkable 3,913 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 88,399 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, education and welfare spending are on the rise, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-euro mansions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EuroFounder's national animal is the eurocrat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

EuroFounder is ranked 22,347th in the world and 406th in Europe for Most Inclusive, scoring 141.25 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Largest Populations: 394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,431stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,753rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,920thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4,281stHighest Economic Output: 4,861stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,639thMost Pacifist: 5,727thLargest Governments: 6,121stSafest: 6,197thMost Influential: 6,427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,523rdNicest Citizens: 10,668thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,399thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,463rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,593rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,967thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,425thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,998thSmartest Citizens: 21,976thMost Inclusive: 22,347thLowest Crime Rates: 23,261stLongest Average Lifespans: 23,433rdMost Subsidized Industry: 24,378thHighest Drug Use: 26,422ndMost Cultured: 27,222nd
Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 60th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 60th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionMost Pacifist: 112th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the region

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