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Largest Black Market: 12,535thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,258th
The Most Serene Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Euro 169

Population6.505 billion

CurrencyCards
AnimalRaven

The Most Serene Republic of Euro 169 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.505 billion Euro 169ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Euro 169ian economy, worth 799 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,971 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euro 169's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Euro 169 is ranked 146,669th in the world and 1,010th in Memeland United for Most Stationary, with 177.3642614868 days.

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Largest Black Market: 12,535thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,473rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,258thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,695thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,101stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,567thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,334thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,540thMost Patriotic: 21,480thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,956thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,838thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,264thMost Efficient Economies: 28,450th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euro 169 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Euro 169 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, when their backs are against the walls Euro 169ians look out for gay men.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Euro 169, child labor has been outlawed.

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