The Republic of Eurestia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 696 million Eurestians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euresta. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The sizeable but inefficient Eurestian economy, worth 30.2 trillion Eures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,393 Eures, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, the only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurestia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eurestia is ranked 125,531^st in the world and 311^th in Refugia for Most Income Equality, scoring 29.81 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.