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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th Most Avoided: 32nd Largest Insurance Industry: 36th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Euraustralasamerica

Population27.919 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.919 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 18,429 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 660,122 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,038,683 per year while the poor average 86,848, a ratio of 35.0 to 1.

War criminals are given full state funerals, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 92nd in the world and 3rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 49,485.16 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 27thMost Avoided: 32ndLargest Insurance Industry: 36thMost Corrupt Governments: 38thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 41stFattest Citizens: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 52ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60thHighest Average Incomes: 60thMost Devout: 69thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 72ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84thLargest Gambling Industry: 92ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 100thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 148thLargest Agricultural Sector: 171stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 185thMost Ignorant Citizens: 191stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 197thLargest Retail Industry: 333rdLargest Governments: 398thLowest Crime Rates: 481stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 483rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 594thRudest Citizens: 614thLargest Populations: 1,389thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,938thMost Stationary: 2,148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,437thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,598thLargest Black Market: 3,101stMost Conservative: 7,168thMost Influential: 7,673rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,813thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,690thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,079thMost Extreme: 13,396th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 70th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 123rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 425th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 501st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 535th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 583rd in the regionMost Extreme: 709th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fast food restaurants everywhere are under the control of a gigantic government corporation.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerica-made cars tend to catch fire in people's driveways.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, large areas of Euraustralasamerica are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.

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