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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd Most Avoided: 27th Most Corrupt Governments: 32nd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.29 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 17,107 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 650,738 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,240,774 per year while the poor average 73,743, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 179,350th in the world and 9,864th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 17.64 Years.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndMost Avoided: 27thMost Corrupt Governments: 32ndLargest Mining Sector: 36thLargest Insurance Industry: 36thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thFattest Citizens: 41stMost Devout: 43rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 54thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 64thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65thLargest Gambling Industry: 72ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 156thMost Ignorant Citizens: 167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 189thLargest Retail Industry: 224thLargest Governments: 403rdRudest Citizens: 448thLowest Crime Rates: 468thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 471stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 595thLargest Populations: 1,477thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,777thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,982ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,212thMost Stationary: 2,463rdLargest Black Market: 2,776thHighest Drug Use: 5,311thMost Influential: 7,453rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,166thMost Conservative: 9,922ndMost Extreme: 11,955thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,713thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,945thMost Pro-Market: 17,330th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionMost Stationary: 58th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 243rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 442nd in the regionMost Conservative: 493rd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 534th in the regionMost Extreme: 615th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 776th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 947th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, people say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting'.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Euraustralasamerican Liberator".

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