The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 40.375 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 26,718 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 661,756 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,865,002 per year while the poor average 27,436, a ratio of 177 to 1.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, nobody likes bad boys any more, and no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 33^rd in the world and 1^st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 33,484.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.