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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
The Leader
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Euraustralasamerica

Population33.346 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.346 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 21,839 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 654,923 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,134,511 per year while the poor average 5,889, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the might of the entire Euraustralasamerican Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, cute fluffy little The Leaders are increasingly popular exotic pets, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 63rd in the world and 1st in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 23,697.52 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34thLargest Mining Sector: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stHighest Disposable Incomes: 42ndMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 48thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52ndHighest Economic Output: 55thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thMost Corrupt Governments: 59thFattest Citizens: 62ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 63rdLargest Gambling Industry: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stHighest Average Incomes: 96thMost Devout: 99thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 110thMost Ignorant Citizens: 181stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349thMost Efficient Economies: 360thLargest Governments: 492ndLowest Crime Rates: 659thLargest Retail Industry: 754thRudest Citizens: 866thLargest Populations: 1,254thMost Stationary: 1,661stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,121stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,130thLargest Black Market: 5,751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,566thTop
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Most Influential: 11,607thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,373rdMost Conservative: 15,343rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 147th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Black Market: 227th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 341st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 592nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 824th in the regionMost Conservative: 981st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, cute fluffy little The Leaders are increasingly popular exotic pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the might of the entire Euraustralasamerican Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, vacationing Euraustralasamericans expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is lending a hand to private industry.

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