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Largest Mining Sector: 29th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Euraustralasamerica

Population30.856 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.856 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 19,752 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 640,135 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,044,436 per year while the poor average 79,265, a ratio of 38.4 to 1.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Euraustralasamerican restaurants, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 51st in the world and 2nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 99.12 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Mining Sector: 29thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 34thMost Avoided: 41stHighest Disposable Incomes: 42ndMost Corrupt Governments: 45thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 48thFattest Citizens: 51stHighest Economic Output: 55thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 62ndLargest Gambling Industry: 65thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67thHighest Average Incomes: 81stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95thMost Devout: 97thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 125thLargest Agricultural Sector: 169thMost Ignorant Citizens: 188thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 192ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 244thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 317thLargest Governments: 445thLargest Retail Industry: 499thLowest Crime Rates: 606thRudest Citizens: 785thLargest Populations: 1,314thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,849thMost Stationary: 1,852ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,652ndLargest Black Market: 3,768thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,452ndMost Influential: 9,666thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,451stMost Conservative: 13,909thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,410th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 115th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 334th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 381st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionMost Conservative: 805th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 805th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 816th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?'.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Euraustralasamerican restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate The Leader's ever-expanding ego.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Euraustralasamerica.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.

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