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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd Most Avoided: 28th Most Corrupt Governments: 33rd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its conspicuous electricity pylons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.875 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 17,584 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 654,305 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,688,738 per year while the poor average 57,147, a ratio of 64.5 to 1.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and criminals are thrown to the beavers to repay their debt to society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 131,875th in the world and 6,570th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 229.94 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 22ndMost Avoided: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40thFattest Citizens: 42ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rdMost Devout: 46thHighest Economic Output: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 53rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 70thLargest Gambling Industry: 81stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 96thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 151stLargest Agricultural Sector: 158thMost Ignorant Citizens: 170thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 192ndLargest Retail Industry: 247thLargest Governments: 387thLowest Crime Rates: 463rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 468thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 582ndRudest Citizens: 609thLargest Populations: 1,447thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,918thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,003rdMost Stationary: 2,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,380thLargest Black Market: 2,774thMost Conservative: 4,025thHighest Drug Use: 4,295thMost Extreme: 5,870thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,533rdMost Influential: 7,219thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,511th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionMost Conservative: 161st in the regionMost Extreme: 178th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 199th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 229th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 341st in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 513th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, criminals are thrown to the beavers to repay their debt to society.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Chi-Town make great practice for foreign snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.


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