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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 33rd
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
Yvan eht nioj
The Leader
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Euraustralasamerica

Population34.777 billion

CapitalChi-Town
LeaderThe Leader
Faiththe Cult of the Leader

Currencypound
Animalbeaver

The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.777 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 22,822 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 656,240 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,146,856 per year while the poor average 5,901, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, Harry Potter books are banned, the full title of Hon The Leader Vcte Mgve MF PCKELM GCEE runs to several pages, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 241,746th in the world and 9,922nd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.05 Tourists Per Hour.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22ndLargest Mining Sector: 33rdLargest Insurance Industry: 35thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thHighest Disposable Incomes: 41stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 41stMost Avoided: 44thLargest Agricultural Sector: 49thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 54thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thMost Corrupt Governments: 65thLargest Gambling Industry: 66thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68thFattest Citizens: 75thHighest Average Incomes: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 108thMost Devout: 114thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115thMost Ignorant Citizens: 197thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 204thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359thMost Efficient Economies: 382ndLargest Governments: 514thLowest Crime Rates: 695thLargest Retail Industry: 819thRudest Citizens: 986thLargest Populations: 1,231stMost Stationary: 1,578thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,057thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,310thMost Conservative: 4,663rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,215thLargest Black Market: 6,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,834thMost Influential: 11,856thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 13,603rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,618thMost Extreme: 23,786th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionRudest Citizens: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 195th in the regionMost Conservative: 242nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 296th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 306th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 391st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 555th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 720th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 932nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the full title of Hon The Leader Vcte Mgve MF PCKELM GCEE runs to several pages.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.

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