Population | 41.404 billion |
Capital | Chi-Town |
Leader | The Leader |
Faith | the Cult of the Leader |
Currency | pound |
Animal | beaver |
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, flagrant waste-dumping, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.404 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 27,433 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 662,580 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,914,258 per year while the poor average 26,591, a ratio of 184 to 1.
Couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, Euraustralasamerican farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.
Euraustralasamerica is ranked 921st in the world and 45th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 172.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, Euraustralasamerican farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the church encourages double-dipping.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Beaver Sea.
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
- : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.