Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd Most Avoided: 28th Most Corrupt Governments: 29th
The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of
Corporate Police State
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Post-Communist Kleptocracy of Euraustralasamerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.718 billion Euraustralasamericans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chi-Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Euraustralasamerican economy, worth an astonishing 16,675 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 648,393 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,624,864 per year while the poor average 57,706, a ratio of 62.8 to 1.

The giant 80-storey carving of The Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, agricultural employees work for peanuts, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', and the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Euraustralasamerica's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Cult of the Leader.

Euraustralasamerica is ranked 160,329th in the world and 8,865th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 0.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rdMost Avoided: 28thMost Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Devout: 34thLargest Insurance Industry: 34thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 38thFattest Citizens: 40thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49thHighest Average Incomes: 55thHighest Economic Output: 56thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 61stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 75thLargest Gambling Industry: 78thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99thLargest Agricultural Sector: 139thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 150thMost Ignorant Citizens: 173rdLargest Retail Industry: 193rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 205thLowest Crime Rates: 336thLargest Governments: 370thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 502ndRudest Citizens: 510thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 609thMost Scientifically Advanced: 939thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,361stLargest Populations: 1,517thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,971stLargest Black Market: 2,648thMost Stationary: 2,769thMost Extreme: 6,568thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,814thMost Influential: 7,371stMost Conservative: 7,895thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,140th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Black Market: 51st in the regionMost Stationary: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 280th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 304th in the regionMost Conservative: 385th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 456th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 581st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the giant 80-storey carving of The Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, 'wish upon a fallen jet engine' is a popular saying in Euraustralasamerica.
  • : Euraustralasamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Euraustralasamerica, international war-crimes are good for business and business is booming.

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