The Commonwealth of Eurasian Soviet States is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Nikolay Kavkazsky with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.29 billion Eurasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth 153 trillion Altyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 118,761 Altyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Eurasian Brown Bear, people take government jobs for the frequent flier miles, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasian Soviet States's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eurasian Soviet States is ranked 285,516^th in the world and 844^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.