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Most Income Equality: 446th Most Secular: 2,293rd Largest Welfare Programs: 5,444th
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Eurasian Socialist Soviet Republics

Population622 million



The Union of Eurasian Socialist Soviet Republics is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The compassionate, cynical population of 622 million Soviets are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soviet economy, worth 62.9 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 101,049 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasian Socialist Soviet Republics's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eurasian Socialist Soviet Republics is ranked 139,597th in the world and 980th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Income Equality: 446thTop
Most Secular: 2,293rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5,444thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,569thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,573rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,108thBest Weather: 9,637thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,835thMost Authoritarian: 10,678thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,938thNicest Citizens: 11,429thMost Extreme: 11,985thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,271stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,302ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,080thLargest Governments: 14,593rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,696thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,804thLowest Crime Rates: 14,978thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,243rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,686thHealthiest Citizens: 16,203rd
Most Income Equality: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 68th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 79th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the region

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