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Eurasian Socialist Federation

Population10.22 billion

CapitalYershenkograd FMSR
LeaderVoivodii-Dovarisch Iosef Yershenko
FaithCult of Personality


The United Council Republics of Eurasian Socialist Federation is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Voivodii-Dovarisch Iosef Yershenko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 10.22 billion Eurasians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yershenkograd FMSR. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,018 trillion Stalias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 197,458 Stalias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, and the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasian Socialist Federation's national animal is the Motpz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Eurasian Socialist Federation is ranked 20,597th in the world and 625th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 49.14 Atheism Rate.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 226thMost Advanced Public Transport: 227thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 609thSafest: 631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 650thLowest Crime Rates: 763rdMost Subsidized Industry: 763rdLargest Governments: 808thLargest Welfare Programs: 878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,454thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,647thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,718thMost Influential: 1,806thMost Developed: 1,930thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,055thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,637thMost Inclusive: 3,694thMost Efficient Economies: 3,920thMost Pacifist: 4,065thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,132ndSmartest Citizens: 4,133rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,874thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,772ndHighest Economic Output: 5,912thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,936thHighest Average Incomes: 5,976thMost Cultured: 6,135thTop
Most Stationary: 8,600thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,480thMost Income Equality: 12,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,435th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionSafest: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 51st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 82nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 84th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Inclusive: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionMost Cultured: 145th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 162nd in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 330th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 461st in the regionMost Income Equality: 522nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 551st in the regionMost Secular: 625th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Todd McCloud, Bai Lung, Bachtendekuppen, Goodnamesarerare, Davinhia, Lanagon, Urimel, Kangarawa, Freedom Fascists, Kaigi, Slys Paws, Blazing Samaritan, Mundiferrum, Elejamie, Dragonia, Adolanta, Kriov, Adavan, Lyontisia, Packilvania, Brotherland, Trimmania, Roissyland, New Leganes, Unger under over, TethehAlla, Drunken Seal Islands, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Propwash, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Dremaur, Slui, Bolshikstan, Survivoristan, Arkantis, Am Echad, Ribanzi, Squid Ruinosa, Axdel, Ciggie Smallistan, Harapan, H-Zhena, Xhaco, Wendelandia, Bullpups, Greater New Islew, Saladass, Republic of Monarchists, and 66 others.Wiranath, Riveraland, Sansangra, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Fedele, Izonno, Republika ng Pilipinas, Mastariere, Ver Norge, Socialist Holy American Empire, Someseni, Ravendi, Biggstonia, Dreshand, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Mobumasu, Bulli, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Shorter Union, The Happian Union, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Lobos, New Taranaki, Davelands, Yumaka, Gorbastan, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Neruch, The Angel of Charity, SloveStates, Indovinesia, Indrapore, Arpino, The Holy Utopian Republic, Arberinopolis, Janoobi Jazair, Broengtopia, Kilkire, Chols Worithopia, BearStackof2015, Stellar Colonies, Marrico, The Arthirian Republic, TheRuthenians, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, South Ederodovess, Astroa, Justice-Becoming, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Enlil, Aleister, Opossum Slayer, Funkadelia, Greater Felter, The United Neo American Union, Hizuru, VW53Aland, EnderShnovia, and Rhealaliit.

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