The Republic of Eurasian Foederatio is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kimmy Crowley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.264 billion Eurasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympica City. The average income tax rate is 54.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eurasian economy, worth 124 trillion €EuroEUR¢CentEURO CENTS a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,921 €EuroEUR¢CentEURO CENTS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime is totally unknown. Eurasian Foederatio's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Eurasian Foederatio is ranked 24,563^rd in the world and 1,289^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,288.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.