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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,440thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,039th
The Иeo-ВolsҺevík Scientists of
Authoritarian Democracy
Bear Arms, Bear Chest, Bear Oil, & Bear Shít
Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин
Laboratory BioSecurity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Eurasian Alliance

Population10.247 billion

LeaderВлади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity

AnimalEurasian Brown Bear

The Иeo-ВolsҺevík Scientists of Eurasian Alliance is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and daily referendums. The compassionate, humorless population of 10.247 billion Eurasians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eurasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,906 trillion €URAs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 186,027 €URAs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, the Eurasian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, and Eurasian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasian Alliance's national animal is the Eurasian Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Eurasian Alliance is ranked 196,831st in the world and 22nd in Zombie Research Institute for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 39.33 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,440thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,039thLargest Black Market: 3,356thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,423rdMost Armed: 4,506thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,855thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,456thMost Inclusive: 5,764thMost Developed: 6,177thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,609thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,939thMost Secular: 6,995thLowest Crime Rates: 7,022ndSmartest Citizens: 7,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,546thHighest Average Incomes: 7,610thHighest Economic Output: 7,923rdMost Cultured: 8,144thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,595thNicest Citizens: 10,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,493rdLargest Governments: 15,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,489thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,004thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,121stMost Income Equality: 18,249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,140th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

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