|Capital||There is no capital|
The United Socialist States of Eurasia2 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 615 million Eurasia2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of There is no capital. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped Eurasia2ian economy, worth 24.3 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,442 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, the only things Eurasia2ians vote on are cutest emu competitions, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasia2's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eurasia2's influence in Noxus pact fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Eurasia2's influence in Noxus pact fell from "Hermit" to "Contender".
- : Eurasia2's influence in Noxus pact rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : The United Socialist States of Anostas appointed Eurasia2 as Diplomacy Officer with authority over Embassies in Noxus pact.
- : Eurasia2 relocated from The Rejected Realms to Noxus pact.
- : Eurasia2's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Eurasia2 relocated from Noxus pact to The Rejected Realms.
- : Eurasia2 was ejected and banned from Noxus pact by The United Socialist States of Anostas.
- : Eurasia2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Eurasia2 lodged a message on the Noxus pact Regional Message Board.