by Max Barry

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,290th Most Authoritarian: 4,136th Most Conservative: 4,278th
The United Socialist States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Capitalism is Evil
Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population615 million

CapitalThere is no capital


The United Socialist States of Eurasia2 is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 615 million Eurasia2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of There is no capital. The average income tax rate is 64.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eurasia2ian economy, worth 24.3 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,442 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, the only things Eurasia2ians vote on are cutest emu competitions, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurasia2's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eurasia2 is ranked 155,191st in the world and 33rd in Noxus pact for Rudest Citizens, with 15.22 Insults Per Minute.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,290thMost Authoritarian: 4,136thMost Conservative: 4,278thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,174thMost Avoided: 8,390thTop
Most Extreme: 10,841stMost Primitive: 12,746th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the region

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