The Evil Empire of EURANIA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rai with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.808 billion people are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aecurora. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient EURANIAian economy, worth a remarkable 5,580 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 516,321 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, excessive gerrymandering has earned EURANIA the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and the little guy plays a big role in EURANIAian politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EURANIA's national animal is the thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
EURANIA is ranked 269,508th in the world and 254th in The Western Isles for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.22 crimes per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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EURANIA changed its national capital to "Aecurora" and its motto to "hahahahahahah".
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EURANIA changed its national name to "EURANIA".
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EURANIA changed its national nation type to "Evil Empire".
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EURANIA, the little guy plays a big role in EURANIAian politics.
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EURANIA, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
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EURANIA, excessive gerrymandering has earned EURANIA the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'.
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EURANIA was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
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EURANIA, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
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EURANIA, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
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EURANIA altered its national flag.