The Island Country of Eurania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by the Premier of Eurania with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.286 billion Euranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atalante. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Euranian economy, worth a remarkable 4,032 trillion Kavernas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 486,607 Kavernas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys trained in chivalry are encouraged to duel other boys for a maiden's hand, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Euranian selfishness, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eurania is ranked 215,581^st in the world and 155^th in The Western Isles for Most Politically Free, scoring 4.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.