The Großeurannien Königreich of Eurania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by His Euranic Majesty King Kadoc with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.861 billion Eurons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atalante. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurish economy, worth a remarkable 4,410 trillion Great Eurania Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 497,747 Great Eurania Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Atalante's playgrounds, and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Aethrielion.

Eurania is ranked 240,827^th in the world and 199^th in The Western Isles for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 7.44 Tourists Per Hour.