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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 90thHighest Poor Incomes: 163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256th
The Evil Empire of
Father Knows Best State
hahahahahahah
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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EURANIA

Population10.808 billion

CapitalAecurora
LeaderRai

Currencycurrency
Animalthing

The Evil Empire of EURANIA is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rai with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.808 billion people are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aecurora. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient EURANIAian economy, worth a remarkable 5,580 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 516,321 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, excessive gerrymandering has earned EURANIA the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship', it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and the little guy plays a big role in EURANIAian politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EURANIA's national animal is the thing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

EURANIA is ranked 269,508th in the world and 254th in The Western Isles for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.22 crimes per hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 90thHighest Poor Incomes: 163rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 256thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 286thLargest Black Market: 315thMost Corrupt Governments: 325thHighest Average Incomes: 332ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 350thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 434thLowest Crime Rates: 510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 551stLargest Insurance Industry: 567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 612thLargest Mining Sector: 790thLargest Governments: 1,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,049thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,091stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,199thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,253rdMost Patriotic: 1,384thMost Efficient Economies: 1,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,619thMost Developed: 1,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,968thHighest Economic Output: 2,042ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,290thLargest Retail Industry: 2,352ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,360thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,444thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,279thSmartest Citizens: 4,428thRudest Citizens: 4,950thHealthiest Citizens: 7,402ndMost Influential: 9,221stMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,835thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,635thTop
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Most Devout: 19,065thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,522nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : EURANIA changed its national capital to "Aecurora" and its motto to "hahahahahahah".
  • : EURANIA changed its national name to "EURANIA".
  • : EURANIA changed its national nation type to "Evil Empire".
  • : Following new legislation in EURANIA, the little guy plays a big role in EURANIAian politics.
  • : Following new legislation in EURANIA, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in EURANIA, excessive gerrymandering has earned EURANIA the nickname 'The Democratic Dictatorship'.
  • : EURANIA was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in EURANIA, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in EURANIA, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
  • : EURANIA altered its national flag.

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