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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 92ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 210thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th
The Unified Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Stellae mutationem, sed ego in aeternum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.147 billion

LeaderKing Kadoc

CurrencyFederal Libra

The Unified Kingdom of Eurania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Kadoc with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.147 billion Eurons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atalante. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurish economy, worth a remarkable 4,580 trillion Federal Libras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 500,748 Federal Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eurania is ranked 30,996th in the world and 63rd in The Western Isles for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 6.05 Bank.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 92ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 210thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239thMost Corrupt Governments: 300thHighest Average Incomes: 314thLargest Black Market: 343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 391stLargest Insurance Industry: 460thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 485thLargest Mining Sector: 606thLowest Crime Rates: 607thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 739thLargest Agricultural Sector: 910thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,006thLargest Governments: 1,126thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,172ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,318thMost Efficient Economies: 1,455thLargest Retail Industry: 1,771stMost Avoided: 1,840thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,348thHighest Economic Output: 2,410thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,440thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,850thMost Developed: 2,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,765thSmartest Citizens: 5,095thMost Influential: 5,889thRudest Citizens: 7,378thHealthiest Citizens: 12,052ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,288th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eurania changed its national currency to "Federal Libra".
  • : Eurania created a custom banner.
  • : Eurania was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Apfelsia.
  • : Eurania endorsed The Commonwealth of Apfelsia.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
  • : Eurania altered its national flag.
  • : Eurania changed its national currency to "Federal Pound" and its nation type to "Unified Kingdom".
  • : Eurania altered its national flag.
  • : Eurania changed its national motto to "Stellae mutationem, sed ego in aeternum".
  • : Eurania changed its national currency to "Federal Dollar", its leader to "King Kadoc", its motto to "From Sea to Sea, He shall have Dominion", and its nation type to "Federation".


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