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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 136th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Eurania

Population7.153 billion

CapitalCentralis

CurrencyNote
AnimalRaven

The Kingdom of Eurania is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.153 billion Euranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centralis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Euranian economy, worth a remarkable 3,271 trillion Notes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 457,329 Notes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the government spends billions to protect Eurania from a disaster that is one in a million, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eurania is ranked 174,144th in the world and 232nd in The Western Isles for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -34.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136thLargest Black Market: 243rdMost Corrupt Governments: 308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 325thHighest Average Incomes: 327thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 398thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 458thLargest Insurance Industry: 494thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 551stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 642ndLargest Mining Sector: 737thLowest Crime Rates: 803rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 992ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,265thLargest Governments: 1,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,614thMost Avoided: 1,636thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,739thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,123rdHighest Economic Output: 2,857thMost Devout: 3,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,076thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,743rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,953rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,021stMost Efficient Economies: 5,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,743rdSmartest Citizens: 8,027thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,918thMost Authoritarian: 14,006thRudest Citizens: 15,723rd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 17th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eurania altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns.
  • : Eurania changed its national nation type to "Kingdom".
  • : Eurania changed its national nation type to "United Kingdoms".
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, the government spends billions to protect Eurania from a disaster that is one in a million.
  • : Eurania altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Eurania altered its national flag.
  • : Eurania altered its national flag.

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