The Unified Kingdom of Eurania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Kadoc with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, aversion to nipples, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.147 billion Eurons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atalante. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Eurish economy, worth a remarkable 4,580 trillion Federal Libras a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 500,748 Federal Libras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Gryphon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eurania is ranked 30,996^th in the world and 63^rd in The Western Isles for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 6.05 Bank.