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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 543rd Most Corrupt Governments: 644th
The United Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Vär Evrojana, Jagšvä, Väls, Polašen - En Tymen
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The United Realm of Eurania is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.18 billion Euranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euravezyja. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Euranian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion Evroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 296,059 Evroes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,038,795 per year while the poor average 61,208, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eurania is ranked 169,679th in the world and 364th in The Western Isles for Most Primitive, scoring -252.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 181stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 543rdMost Corrupt Governments: 644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 656thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 707thLargest Black Market: 741stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,299thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,331stHighest Average Incomes: 1,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,485thLowest Crime Rates: 1,533rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,733rdTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,930thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,113thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,048thLargest Governments: 3,101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,411thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,590thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,459thMost Devout: 4,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,583rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,914thMost Avoided: 6,260thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,253rdHighest Economic Output: 8,749thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,048thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,860thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,509thLargest Retail Industry: 13,541stMost Authoritarian: 17,634th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Conservative: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 29th in the regionMost Extreme: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, major archaeological findings are frequently bulldozed to make way for new buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Eurania lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Eurania lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Eurania lodged a message on the The Western Isles Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Eurania, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.

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