The Kingdom of Eurania is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.153 billion Euranians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centralis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Euranian economy, worth a remarkable 3,271 trillion Notes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 457,329 Notes, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the government spends billions to protect Eurania from a disaster that is one in a million, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eurania's national animal is the Raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eurania is ranked 174,144^th in the world and 232^nd in The Western Isles for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -34.21 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.