by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,922ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,111thSafest: 3,126th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Dont eat yellow snow
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population8.061 billion

Leaderthe grand high poobah


The Republic of Euphorialand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the grand high poobah with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The democratic, cheerful population of 8.061 billion Euphorialandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cornellville. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Euphorialandian economy, worth 791 trillion Barts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,192 Barts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euphorialand's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euphorialand is ranked 108,920th in the world and 1,107th in 10000 Islands for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.17 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,922ndTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3,111thSafest: 3,126thBest Weather: 3,475thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,542ndMost Cultured: 3,751stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,485thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,699thMost Pacifist: 4,925thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,300thMost Influential: 5,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,330thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,672ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,035thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,469thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,747thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,799thLargest Governments: 8,501stMost Secular: 9,123rdMost Inclusive: 9,171stTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,297thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,409thNicest Citizens: 17,074thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,116th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionSafest: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 65th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 65th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost Cultured: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 85th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 100th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 109th in the regionMost Secular: 146th in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 202nd in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the region

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