by Max Barry

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,752nd Healthiest Citizens: 3,191st Safest: 3,355th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Dont eat yellow snow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.311 billion

Leaderthe grand high poobah


The Republic of Euphorialand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the grand high poobah with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory military service. The democratic, cheerful population of 6.311 billion Euphorialandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cornellville. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Euphorialandian economy, worth 510 trillion Barts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,843 Barts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, nose plugs are the latest Euphorialandian fashion accessory, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euphorialand's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Euphorialand is ranked 150,082nd in the world and 1,020th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -16.27 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,752ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,191stSafest: 3,355thBest Weather: 3,784thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,827thMost Pacifist: 4,061stMost Cultured: 4,070thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,640thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,668thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,099thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,705thLowest Crime Rates: 6,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,822ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,034thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,142ndTop
Most Influential: 7,790thMost Secular: 7,848thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,185thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,328thMost Inclusive: 9,064thLargest Governments: 9,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,579thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,424thSmartest Citizens: 12,174thNicest Citizens: 14,928th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 48th in the regionTop
Safest: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Pacifist: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionBest Weather: 82nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 87th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 106th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 108th in the region

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