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Most Efficient Economies: 342nd Most Rebellious Youth: 529th Highest Crime Rates: 1,128th
The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
for freedom and liberty!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.279 billion Euphionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,965 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 237,404 Euphion Modaqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 918,056 per year while the poor average 42,126, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Euphion is ranked 143,362nd in the world and 4,399th in Lazarus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 13.03 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 342ndMost Rebellious Youth: 529thHighest Crime Rates: 1,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,224thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,239thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,251stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,331stTop
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Most Armed: 1,792ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,828thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,921stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,043rdRudest Citizens: 2,216thMost Secular: 2,281stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,299thMost Cultured: 2,489thHighest Average Incomes: 2,602ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,642ndSmartest Citizens: 2,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,690thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,977thMost Avoided: 4,145thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,210thHighest Economic Output: 4,499thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,419thMost Inclusive: 5,564thMost Developed: 5,603rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,190thNudest: 9,001stLargest Mining Sector: 9,602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,670thHighest Drug Use: 9,995thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,944thFattest Citizens: 13,175thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,362nd
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Most Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 53rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Armed: 81st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 98th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 104th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Inclusive: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 197th in the regionMost Avoided: 199th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 220th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 247th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 290th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 321st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 326th in the regionNudest: 331st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 369th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 374th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 417th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 420th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 426th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the question of 'what is Leader's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, sex changes are routinely performed at Euphion's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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