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Most Efficient Economies: 347th Most Rebellious Youth: 529th Highest Crime Rates: 1,166th
The Federal Republic of
for freedom and liberty!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.74 billion

CapitalEuphion City

CurrencyEuphion Modaq
Animalblack jaguar

The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.74 billion Euphionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,082 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 238,281 Euphion Modaqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 926,802 per year while the poor average 41,886, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, Leader affectionately nicknames supporters by number, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, and a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Euphion is ranked 19,736th in the world and 502nd in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 76.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Efficient Economies: 347thMost Rebellious Youth: 529thHighest Crime Rates: 1,166thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,178thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,274thMost Secular: 1,433rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,434thLargest Retail Industry: 1,669thTop
Most Armed: 1,879thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,880thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,930thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,965thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,515thMost Cultured: 2,534thHighest Average Incomes: 2,857thSmartest Citizens: 3,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,041stRudest Citizens: 3,190thMost Avoided: 4,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,315thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,432ndHighest Economic Output: 4,560thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,088thHighest Drug Use: 5,118thMost Inclusive: 5,670thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,762ndMost Developed: 6,514thTop
Nudest: 9,124thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,390thLargest Mining Sector: 10,466thFattest Citizens: 11,772ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,668thMost Pro-Market: 14,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,513th
Most Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 68th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 88th in the regionMost Cultured: 94th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 106th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 116th in the regionRudest Citizens: 117th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 130th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 182nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 184th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Avoided: 241st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 246th in the regionMost Developed: 253rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 269th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 345th in the regionNudest: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 402nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 407th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 474th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 502nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 535th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 561st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, a violent scene on television results in mass mobilization of the National Guard.
  • : Euphion's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular, the Top 5% for Highest Drug Use, and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, Leader affectionately nicknames supporters by number.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Euphion was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Euphion ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.


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