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Most Efficient Economies: 362nd Most Rebellious Youth: 542nd Highest Crime Rates: 1,045th
The Federal Republic of
Anarchy
for freedom and liberty!
Regional Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.729 billion Euphionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,754 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 226,994 Euphion Modaqs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 941,276 per year while the poor average 35,887, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

The ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Euphion's historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Euphion is ranked 1,417th in the world and 76th in Lazarus for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,849.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 362ndMost Rebellious Youth: 542ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,045thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,110thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,207thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,388thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,417thRudest Citizens: 1,423rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,522ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,682ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,900thMost Armed: 1,904thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,424thMost Secular: 2,579thMost Cultured: 2,618thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,628thHighest Average Incomes: 2,961stSmartest Citizens: 2,968thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,972ndMost Avoided: 4,816thHighest Economic Output: 5,108thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,719thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,797thMost Developed: 6,125thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,329thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,509thFattest Citizens: 7,343rdMost Inclusive: 7,498thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,379thMost Pro-Market: 8,579thNudest: 8,674thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,836thLargest Mining Sector: 13,113thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,132ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,671stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,479th
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Most Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 61st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 72nd in the regionMost Secular: 73rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 83rd in the regionMost Armed: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 93rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 132nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 132nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 217th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 232nd in the regionMost Avoided: 232nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 234th in the regionMost Developed: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 245th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 268th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 273rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 274th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 298th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 305th in the regionNudest: 328th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 343rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 371st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 390th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 423rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 435th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 528th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of Euphion's historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, the Top 5% for Most Pro-Market, and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance".
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.

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