Most Efficient Economies: 364th Most Rebellious Youth: 580th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,078th
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The Federal Republic of Euphion is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.239 billion Euphionians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euphion City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Euphionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Euphion Modaqs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 217,852 Euphion Modaqs, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, Euphion City is a police state during international summits, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Euphion's national animal is the black jaguar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a major religion.

Euphion is ranked 157,585th in the world and 4,807th in Lazarus for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 364thMost Rebellious Youth: 580thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,078thHighest Crime Rates: 1,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,175thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,359thMost Armed: 1,508thLargest Retail Industry: 1,533rdTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,646thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,037thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,042ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,103rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,190thMost Secular: 2,230thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,295thMost Cultured: 2,483rdRudest Citizens: 2,567thSmartest Citizens: 3,110thHighest Average Incomes: 3,207thMost Influential: 3,228thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,263rdMost Avoided: 4,844thHighest Economic Output: 5,629thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,107thFattest Citizens: 6,266thMost Developed: 6,371stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,178thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,316thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,683rdTop
Nudest: 8,498thMost Inclusive: 8,728thHighest Drug Use: 8,755thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,028thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,299thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,060thLargest Mining Sector: 15,147thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,258thLargest Black Market: 15,875thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,050th
Most Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionMost Armed: 65th in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 96th in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 177th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 194th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 249th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 250th in the regionMost Developed: 270th in the regionMost Inclusive: 286th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 289th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 291st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 298th in the regionNudest: 302nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 320th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 332nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 356th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 403rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 425th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 428th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Euphion's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies, Largest Retail Industry, and Most Armed, the Top 5% for Most Extensive Civil Rights, and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Euphion's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Euphion was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Euphion was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Euphion ceased to exist in Social Liberal Union.
  • : Euphion was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Browningtonshire.
  • : Euphion was endorsed by The Kingdom of Chameliya.
  • : Following new legislation in Euphion, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.


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