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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,953rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,497th
The Socialist People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Veritas Vincit
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Eulenberg

Population9.722 billion

CapitalEulenberg

CurrencyVolksmark
AnimalOwl

The Socialist People's Republic of Eulenberg is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 9.722 billion Communists are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eulenberg. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The powerhouse Communist economy, worth a remarkable 1,056 trillion Volksmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 108,705 Volksmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, disaster relief budgets are growing like wildfire, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eulenberg's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eulenberg is ranked 7,464th in the world and 341st in Balder for Longest Average Lifespans, with 91.91 years.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,953rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,689thLowest Crime Rates: 4,832ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,791stMost Patriotic: 7,223rdMost Inclusive: 7,271stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,464thLargest Governments: 8,078thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,106thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,275thHealthiest Citizens: 8,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,324thMost Income Equality: 9,650thHighest Food Quality: 10,021stMost Armed: 10,032ndNicest Citizens: 10,805thTop
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Most Secular: 11,392ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,596thMost Cultured: 13,767thSmartest Citizens: 14,245thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,463rdHighest Economic Output: 17,919thSafest: 17,942ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,094thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,137thMost Developed: 21,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,452nd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 193rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionMost Income Equality: 219th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 226th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 296th in the regionMost Inclusive: 304th in the regionMost Patriotic: 305th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 312th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 341st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 372nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 391st in the regionMost Armed: 406th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 413th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 467th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 477th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 503rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Secular: 527th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 676th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Eulenberg's influence in Balder rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Eulenberg's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Eulenberg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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