The Christmas Winter Wonderland of Eugeniee is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.829 billion Eugenieeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The enormous, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Eugenieean economy, worth 939 trillion Gold Bar Golden Candy Canes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 194,562 Gold Bar Golden Candy Canes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,759,085 per year while the poor average 2,579, a ratio of 682 to 1.

Tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and life is short but human kindness is endless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eugeniee's national animal is the Reindeer Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eugeniee is ranked 32,893^rd in the world and 1^st in Last Friday Night for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,322.38 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.