The THEMIS Republic of Eucadian Federation is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Thomas Garin with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 19.89 billion Eucadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newmania. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eucadian economy, worth a remarkable 3,830 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 192,584 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It takes a village to catch a criminal, fish with fish chips have become the new Eucadian food staple, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eucadian Federation's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Ren Doctrine.

Eucadian Federation is ranked 30,098^th in the world and 24^th in The Universal Order of Nations for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 6.29 Bank.