by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 96thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 296th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
long live the party
big brother
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.133 billion

Capitalairstrip one
Leaderbig brother
Faiththe party

Currencystandered monitary unit

The Dictatorship of Euarsia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by big brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.133 billion Euarsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of airstrip one. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euarsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion standered monitary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,316 standered monitary units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders who don't applaud big brother's speeches are regarded as enemies of Euarsia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euarsia's national animal is the prole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the party.

Euarsia is ranked 1,885th in the world and 41st in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 135.46 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 96thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 220thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 296thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 451stLargest Mining Sector: 480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 489thMost Corrupt Governments: 491stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,488thMost Secular: 1,662ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,699thLargest Black Market: 1,805thLowest Crime Rates: 1,885thMost Avoided: 2,117thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,495thLargest Governments: 3,646thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,869thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,897thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,022ndMost Influential: 4,215thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,120thRudest Citizens: 8,126thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,147thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,269thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 17,558thMost Authoritarian: 17,845thHighest Economic Output: 18,376thMost Conservative: 19,494th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 44th in the regionMost Secular: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 64th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 138th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 141st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 225th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 227th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 266th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 268th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 315th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 326th in the regionMost Stationary: 481st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 525th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 563rd in the region

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