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The Dictatorship of Euarsia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by big brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.133 billion Euarsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of airstrip one. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Euarsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion standered monitary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 321,316 standered monitary units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Foreign leaders who don't applaud big brother's speeches are regarded as enemies of Euarsia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, and all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euarsia's national animal is the prole, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the party.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Euarsia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Omskin.
- : Euarsia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Euarsia, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
- : Euarsia was endorsed by The Empire of Rajtech.
- : Euarsia was endorsed by The Hand Rolled Holey Smokes of Av Libertas Vindex.
- : Euarsia was endorsed by The Prison State of Lothundy.
- : Euarsia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Euarsia, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
- : Following new legislation in Euarsia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
- : Euarsia was endorsed by The Sweet and Snarky Community of The Anti-Social Socialists.
Endorsements Received: 53 » Fujai, Marshalia, Sensorland, Greynne, Redenya, Westwind, Fuentana, San Mazer, Atheist States of Philippines, Cro Magnon, Papercuts and Skittles, Kiensu, Mirchusko, Nieubasria, Kisovec, IndyCar Racing, Holmani, Loegries, Archonina, Mediobogdum, Wickedly evil people, Anuubis, Fallen Iron Duke, Giovanniland, Samueliebox, Q The Almighty, Dilber, Gracelantia, Nas Crustium, Hamburg Neo, Moriari, BIteland, Professor thomas, Zoran, Inner Paniumati, Forcaforta, Zuriath, Smedlandia, The First Earth Empire, Lodiberdade, Eastern Bahia, Wellington Bingbong, Bhang Bhang Duc, Plarland Amex, The Undivided, Schantan, Weratt, Podium, The Anti-Social Socialists, Lothundy, and 3 others.Av Libertas Vindex, Rajtech, and Omskin.