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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,722ndMost Armed: 9,504thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,453rd
The Commonwealth of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Only dead have seen the end of war
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Etronnn

Population621 million

CapitalUcron

CurrencyQuill
AnimalCat

The Commonwealth of Etronnn is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 621 million Etronians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ucron. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Etronian economy, worth 37.0 trillion Quills a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,544 Quills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', Etronnn has designated Ucron as its capital city, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Etronians, and kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etronnn's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Etronnn is ranked 130,609th in the world and 1,123rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Extreme, scoring 20.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,722ndMost Armed: 9,504thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 21,453rdMost Secular: 28,665th
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Most Armed: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 118th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 167th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Etronnn, kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them.
  • : Etronnn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : Etronnn's influence in The Communist Bloc rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Etronnn changed its national capital to "Ucron".
  • : Following new legislation in Etronnn, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Etronians.
  • : Following new legislation in Etronnn, Etronnn has designated Ucron as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Etronnn, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
  • : Following new legislation in Etronnn, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Etronnn, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Etronnn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

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