The Royal Federation of Etrius is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Natalia Attar with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.055 billion Etrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiros. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Etrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Kalroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,728 Kalroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Queen Natalia Attar have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Etrius, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etrius's national animal is the Umpal Badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NeoHellenism.

Etrius is ranked 143,286^th in the world and 122^nd in The Hole To Hide In for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 60.03 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.