by Max Barry

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,145thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,874th
The Golden Billionare State of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Money, money, money!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.485 billion

CapitalNew Miami City
FaithOrange Juice Religion


The Golden Billionare State of ETopiAna is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Geldtasche with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.485 billion Etoans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Miami City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ETopiAnan economy, worth 224 trillion Catunics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 151,072 Catunics, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,077,478 per year while the poor average 6,964, a ratio of 154 to 1.

Rural Etoans stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, taxpayers cringe whenever someone brings up the Former Antagonist Reparations Treaty, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled ETopiAna with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ETopiAna's national animal is the Emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orange Juice Religion.

ETopiAna is ranked 21,644th in the world and 131st in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,840.05 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,145thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,460thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,874thFattest Citizens: 2,491stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,892ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,272ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,489thLargest Retail Industry: 7,853rdMost Avoided: 8,559thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,924thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,975thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,649thMost Armed: 11,967thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,040thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,234thMost Patriotic: 14,192ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,051stMost Efficient Economies: 16,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,534thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,603rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,800thLargest Black Market: 20,666thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21,644thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,647th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 52nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 64th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 78th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 107th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 111th in the regionMost Armed: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131st in the regionMost Patriotic: 134th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 149th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 150th in the region

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