Most Primitive: 685th Largest Agricultural Sector: 703rd Most Devout: 723rd
The Impending baldness of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.976 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,678 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 120,065 yids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Snazzy, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 685th in the world and 1st in Snazzy for Most Primitive, scoring 171.83 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Primitive: 685thLargest Agricultural Sector: 703rdMost Devout: 723rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 735thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 893rdTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,655thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,930thLargest Retail Industry: 2,009thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,191stLargest Black Market: 3,047thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,323rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,514thHighest Economic Output: 5,165thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,496thLargest Populations: 7,147thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,561stLowest Crime Rates: 7,660thTop
Fattest Citizens: 8,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,074thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,402ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,602ndMost Cultured: 12,836thMost Conservative: 13,082ndMost Influential: 15,451st
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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