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Most Primitive: 560th Most Ignorant Citizens: 718th Most Devout: 762nd
The Impending baldness of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Fearless Leader
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WA Delegate / Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.556 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Environment, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,929 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 132,532 yids, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', political dissidents are cut off from essential services, foreign musicians that Fearless Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 170,229th in the world and 9th in Snazzy for Most Avoided, scoring 0.49 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Primitive: 560thMost Ignorant Citizens: 718thMost Devout: 762ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 787thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 874thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,766thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,888thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,263rdHighest Drug Use: 2,334thLargest Black Market: 2,617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,944thHighest Economic Output: 4,454thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,318thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,558thLargest Populations: 6,842ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,063rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,259thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,932ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 9,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,563rdMost Cultured: 11,973rdMost Influential: 12,532ndMost Conservative: 14,047thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,957thFattest Citizens: 15,424thHighest Average Incomes: 15,994thBest Weather: 17,403rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Gallade, Nanatsu no Tsuki, and Hetalia Dakota 2 II.

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