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Most Primitive: 574th Most Devout: 716th Most Ignorant Citizens: 759th
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Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Fearless Leader
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WA Delegate / High and Mighty, Grand Exalted Cat Poo....bah
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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.728 billion Ethel mermanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,005 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,177 yids, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, bicyclists are banned from major roads, and otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 168,848th in the world and 10th in Snazzy for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 574thMost Devout: 716thMost Ignorant Citizens: 759thLargest Agricultural Sector: 791stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 878thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,719thLargest Retail Industry: 1,759thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,227thHighest Drug Use: 2,277thLargest Black Market: 2,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,970thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,884thHighest Economic Output: 4,234thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,078thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,388thLargest Populations: 6,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,663rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,992ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,675thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,496thMost Influential: 11,596thMost Cultured: 12,499thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,622ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,946thMost Conservative: 15,552ndBest Weather: 18,015th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Nanatsu no Tsuki, Hetalia Dakota 2 II, and Gallade.

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