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Most Primitive: 568th Most Ignorant Citizens: 606th Largest Agricultural Sector: 697th
The Impending baldness of
Father Knows Best State
Motto?!?, what motto?, we don't need a stinkin motto.
Fearless Leader
Regional Influence
High and Mighty (He Wishes) Grand Exalted Cat Poo...bah
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Impending baldness of Ethel mermania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Fearless Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.082 billion Ethel mermanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Environment, Education, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great White Way. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Ethel mermanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion yids a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 114,009 yids, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and loans are available for students from poor families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ethel mermania's national animal is the ethel merman, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the cult of fearless leaderism.

Ethel mermania is ranked 75,057th in the world and 11th in Snazzy for Most Extreme, scoring 17.61 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Primitive: 568thMost Ignorant Citizens: 606thLargest Agricultural Sector: 697thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 725thMost Devout: 754thHighest Drug Use: 877thLargest Retail Industry: 947thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,348thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,614thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,349thLargest Black Market: 4,658thHighest Economic Output: 5,377thLargest Populations: 6,424thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7,726thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,081stLargest Gambling Industry: 11,214thMost Influential: 11,242ndBest Weather: 11,617thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,003rdMost Cultured: 12,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,272nd
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Hetalia Dakota 2 II and Gallade.

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