The Republic of Eternal Wait is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working population of 7.431 billion Eternal Waitians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Eternal Waitian economy, worth 296 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Tourism. Average income is 39,862 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Wait's national animal is the fox.

Eternal Wait is ranked 183,740^th in the world and 2,599^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 902.27 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.