The Don't ask me to endorse you of Eternal Dominion is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Pontiff Gene Erikson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.522 billion Sargassians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kule. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sargassian economy, worth 496 trillion Dominion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,895 Dominion Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Pontiff Gene Erikson's rear echelons, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Dominion's national animal is the Chihuahua, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of Piety.

Eternal Dominion is ranked 243,987^th in the world and 5,998^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.