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Rudest Citizens: 5thMost Armed: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 43rd
The Christmas Planes of
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Eternal Dam Nation

Population6.429 billion

CapitalNonya Damn Business Conglomerate
Leaderdickolas
Faithi don't give a damn

Currencydamns
AnimalCow

The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by dickolas with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.429 billion bois live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eternally Damned economy, worth a remarkable 2,497 trillion damns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 388,414 damns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,599,840 per year while the poor average 3,983, a ratio of 903 to 1.

Career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate River, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eternal Dam Nation's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is i don't give a damn.

Eternal Dam Nation is ranked 240,197th in the world and 6,692nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -17.61 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Rudest Citizens: 5thMost Armed: 41stHighest Crime Rates: 43rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 50thLargest Retail Industry: 54thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57thFattest Citizens: 91stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 131stMost Avoided: 145thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 165thMost Rebellious Youth: 213thHighest Disposable Incomes: 284thLargest Gambling Industry: 457thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 528thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 851stHighest Average Incomes: 871stMost Scientifically Advanced: 899thMost Corrupt Governments: 988thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,086thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,314thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,382ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,532ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,652ndMost Pro-Market: 1,964thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,974thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,513thMost Secular: 2,544thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,764thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,871stHighest Drug Use: 2,991stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,051stNudest: 5,812thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,085thHighest Economic Output: 6,141stSmartest Citizens: 7,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,628thTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,831stMost Politically Free: 15,294thMost Extreme: 17,760thLargest Black Market: 18,713thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,256th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 51st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 88th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 96th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 98th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 135th in the regionMost Politically Free: 148th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 155th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 164th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 167th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 178th in the regionNudest: 204th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 217th in the regionMost Extreme: 231st in the regionMost Inclusive: 245th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 338th in the regionMost Stationary: 624th in the regionMost Influential: 643rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate River.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in Eternal Dam Nation, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs.

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