The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by dickolas with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 5.186 billion bois are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eternally Damned economy, worth a remarkable 1,882 trillion damns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 362,925 damns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,356,937 per year while the poor average 3,808, a ratio of 881 to 1.

Cigarettes are dead-cheap, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, the diplomatic corps stinks, and the weather in Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eternal Dam Nation's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is i don't give a damn.

Eternal Dam Nation is ranked 1,913^th in the world and 13^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring 98 on the Rand Index.