The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by dickolas with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 6.429 billion bois live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Administration, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Eternally Damned economy, worth a remarkable 2,497 trillion damns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 388,414 damns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,599,840 per year while the poor average 3,983, a ratio of 903 to 1.

Career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Nonya Damn Business Conglomerate River, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eternal Dam Nation's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is i don't give a damn.

Eternal Dam Nation is ranked 240,197^th in the world and 6,692^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -17.61 on the Societal Mobility Rating.